Ahh the daily dose of Simpson’s quotes

Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied and said I never had goldfish.Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?Why did I have the bowl?

Preggo Marge- “there’s going to be twice as much love in our house” Homer “we’re going to start doing it in the mornings?”

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Samuel Jackson is a race of its own

Samuel Jackson is such a horrible actor. Unless you want him to play angry black man. He has that part nailed.

Samuel Jackson

Ain’t nobody got time for that – April fools edition

The girl must feel awful an entire year of her life was a prank. And wait how did she get tricked into thinking she had a son?

What's the worst that could happen?

This could get real ugly real fast

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