Saddam Hussein Will Always Love You
There’s a lot to look forward to during election time; conventions, debates, catchy beats. You know what I’m talking about; those upbeat tunes that ring like freedom at rallies, speeches, and pretty whenever a candidate walks into a room.
Sadam Hussein
And for hundreds of years, U.S presidential candidates and leaders from all over the world, have continued the tradition of embarrasing themselves by choosing the wrong song. Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein carefully picked out Whitney Houston’s “I will always love you” for his sham campaign in 2002.
Syrian pop star Mayyada Bselees’ Arabic cover of the love ballad (originally written and performed by Dolly Parton) was broadcast on dawn-to-dusk radio spots from Baghdad to Basra. So there you go folks, Saddam Hussein will always love you.
And that’s what we call attention to detail
So superman was flying by when he saw that wonderwoman was sunbathing naked and spread eagle on a roof so he…never mind. Something something fast as a speeding bullet.
Superman just became the man of wood
You’re not allowed to date until after your married
Sir, let’s be honest. I don’t really wanna "date" your daughter.
Rubber band effect. The harder you pull them back, the farther they’ll shoot away.
