Al Bundy’s fat insults

“A fat woman walked into the shoe store today and said she wanted something she’d be comfortable in. I said try Wyoming.”

“How dare you say that to my face!”-fatty “I’d say it to your back but I only have half a tank of gas!”

This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had 3 smaller women orbiting around her.

“I hate my life… Can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t bury the wife in the backyard…”

“Besides it’s not the dress that makes you look fat. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.”

Al Bundy's fat insults

Here we witness Evil at work

This is the best description of a Lawful Evil alignment I have ever read! That is a pretty hardcore April Fool’s prank.

Oh my lord. This is hands down the best prank I've seen thus far.

Spending months preparing for April fool’s day, is how yo prepare for April fool’s day

Cat goes Moo, Dog goes Knock, Anna Kendrick goes

Anyone else think that Anna Kendrick looked better with a little more meat on her bones?

Anna Kendrick - knock , knock

Anna Kendrick…. Where can I get one?