Argh.. Guns.. noo! Bacon!.. But I love guns! No, bacon smells delicious! CAN I TEAR MYSELF IN TWO?! Gun shows are awesome and bacon makes them better.
Do people actually need to be tricky about taking a photo of people walking around in broad daylight in underwear/lingerie? If they line up like that in the middle of town, I suspect they don’t mind you taking their picture.